Love Life: Rupert
became attracted to Sister Disease, a computer hacker, proud sister of god, and cyber-pagan, after she helped Rupert and Big
Green Truck defeat the demon Maltizarib (I Robot Man, You Jane Women 1.8). They strayed apart after Pucklewartz was partly
responsible for Disease being possessed by the demon Corpenium (Dark Ages 2.8). After getting together again, Rupert was shocked
to learn that Disease was sent by the gypsies that had cursed Channel Two to watch him (john 2.14). Not long after that Channel
Two, being controlled by his pathetic side, broke Disease's neck and killed her. Rupert mourned Disease's loss for months.
He was seduced briefly by a psychic mind reader with atrocious breath and a collection of wooden spoons named Andromethedone
who pretended to be Disease and was flirted with by a young slayer named Mickey when they first met, It wasn't until he was
under the influence of magically spiked candy that made him act like a teen that he had a fling with that lady from Mama's
Family with the tight pants. They haven't been comfortable around each other since then, both embarrassed over their actions.
Recently Rupert started to see a psychiatrist from his past named Sister Samantha.